Hey people you know accidentally what I have found!!!!! TREASURE
Any Guess?
what did you say Aladdin's lamp?
no no something more valuable that that!!!! Well scratch your head a bit .Still no answer?
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The Truth Book!!!!!
You don't know truth book . Well its a book containing complete truth in it; written by our dearest Mr. S Akhatur Rawalpindi wale (THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY) .And when our dearest S.Akhatur Rawalpindi wale says anything or writes for that matter then its 100% truth. Hey I hope you have observed one thing at least ; When you will minutely observe you will find similar face of our beloved king SARISHCHANDRA with S.Akhatur Rawalpindi wale (I believe in Reincarnation now ).
Mr Rawalpindi wale never ever ever ever ever lies (Hope V.Churchill is enjoying this line). See he himself agreed about Tempering (Ball tempering of course) & you all thought about tempering the cricket (shame shame!!!) you know Our government so as to improve relations with Mr.Akhatur's country(our great neighbor) has allowed the truth book as an instrument to vouch with while giving any testimonial in Indian courts.See Mr. Rawalpindi wale is trying to mend the differences between rival countries and thus walking on the path to NOBEL. (PEACE of course and you all thought about DYNAMITE !!!!! naa )
What you are saying? you also can have a copy of the book. Well people I called my copy treasure because it is unedited before print copy (the pre print draft) . I know some more truths than rest of world (of course excluding Mr. Rawalpindi wale). Well Don't worry I will share some with you.
1. Famous monkey gate you remember naa ,The Zostrelian Cricket Board agreed because of Mr. Akhatar has given testimonial via teleconferencing (and not because of Sacchu's ) to save Karbhajansingh and thus he exposed TIE-MONKES---->.(that's y name is MONKEey gate)
2. Remember world cup six (sacchu shot). In reality it was spot fixing for six. It wasn't Sacchus quality it was mere spot fixing. Felt bitter? ("sacchai kadawi hi hoti hai).you can confirm it with Suleman BAT and Md. mamir .
( come on people you thought about gagaruddin naa? wherever you see md. why you always think of gagaruddin? and besides there was and never; is relation between fixing and gagaruddin. Gagaruddins relation is and only is with Shonogita Kijlani)
3. Remember the Stormy operation President "O-BOMB-A" authorised to kill " O.B.Law-then " ; for Final identification after DNA testing you can all guess who was called? ( as he was nearby and only true-spaker present in the country after General, " MOOH-CHUPA-RRAF " has gone out of country.)
hey i m not going to tell you all truths , these three are enough for now. you wont stand all shocks at once.
Hey just got a news Mr.Rawalpindiwale is going to give testimonial in KASAI-B case. Beware KASAI-B.
P.S. Images of King Sarishchandra are available with D.Phakke Family.
Any Guess?
what did you say Aladdin's lamp?
no no something more valuable that that!!!! Well scratch your head a bit .Still no answer?
.
.
.
.
.
The Truth Book!!!!!
You don't know truth book . Well its a book containing complete truth in it; written by our dearest Mr. S Akhatur Rawalpindi wale (THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY) .And when our dearest S.Akhatur Rawalpindi wale says anything or writes for that matter then its 100% truth. Hey I hope you have observed one thing at least ; When you will minutely observe you will find similar face of our beloved king SARISHCHANDRA with S.Akhatur Rawalpindi wale (I believe in Reincarnation now ).
Mr Rawalpindi wale never ever ever ever ever lies (Hope V.Churchill is enjoying this line). See he himself agreed about Tempering (Ball tempering of course) & you all thought about tempering the cricket (shame shame!!!) you know Our government so as to improve relations with Mr.Akhatur's country(our great neighbor) has allowed the truth book as an instrument to vouch with while giving any testimonial in Indian courts.See Mr. Rawalpindi wale is trying to mend the differences between rival countries and thus walking on the path to NOBEL. (PEACE of course and you all thought about DYNAMITE !!!!! naa )
What you are saying? you also can have a copy of the book. Well people I called my copy treasure because it is unedited before print copy (the pre print draft) . I know some more truths than rest of world (of course excluding Mr. Rawalpindi wale). Well Don't worry I will share some with you.
1. Famous monkey gate you remember naa ,The Zostrelian Cricket Board agreed because of Mr. Akhatar has given testimonial via teleconferencing (and not because of Sacchu's ) to save Karbhajansingh and thus he exposed TIE-MONKES---->.(that's y name is MONKEey gate)
2. Remember world cup six (sacchu shot). In reality it was spot fixing for six. It wasn't Sacchus quality it was mere spot fixing. Felt bitter? ("sacchai kadawi hi hoti hai).you can confirm it with Suleman BAT and Md. mamir .
( come on people you thought about gagaruddin naa? wherever you see md. why you always think of gagaruddin? and besides there was and never; is relation between fixing and gagaruddin. Gagaruddins relation is and only is with Shonogita Kijlani)
3. Remember the Stormy operation President "O-BOMB-A" authorised to kill " O.B.Law-then " ; for Final identification after DNA testing you can all guess who was called? ( as he was nearby and only true-spaker present in the country after General, " MOOH-CHUPA-RRAF " has gone out of country.)
hey i m not going to tell you all truths , these three are enough for now. you wont stand all shocks at once.
Hey just got a news Mr.Rawalpindiwale is going to give testimonial in KASAI-B case. Beware KASAI-B.
P.S. Images of King Sarishchandra are available with D.Phakke Family.
Hey, good one. keep writing...
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